diehardhammer 11:09 Wed Oct 8
Life lessons you have learnt
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I believe we had a thread a few months back on a similar topic...
What are the lessons you have learnt?
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fred flinstone
4:17 Fri Oct 10
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Don't go for a shit in the woods if you live in Canada
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Swiss.
4:03 Fri Oct 10
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bruuuuno
Yes I alread posted the naked and ironing bit. And I've still got a scar.
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Alan Alan Devonshire
3:46 Fri Oct 10
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-If Carlton Cole is going in one on one with the goalkeeper, don't expect him to score.
-Just when things are looking up the Irons, we will get several injuries to key players
-The queue at Upton Park station is never worth joining, so walk to Plaistow
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Blunders
1:52 Fri Oct 10
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Women are all just snakes with tits.
Learnt that on WHO actually.
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Worst Case Ontario
1:40 Fri Oct 10
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Do not whizz on the electric fence
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Ricky Bobby
10:19 Thu Oct 9
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West Ham will never win the league
Ex wives are cunts
Estate agents are cunts
Premier Inn 2-4-1 on wine and beer between 5-7pm doesn't always mean you go to your room at 7! Even though you have a 6 hour meeting starting at 8 the next morning...
Croydon is a shithole
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Sir Alf
9:54 Thu Oct 9
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85% of people are psychologically damaged. :-)
*** Places electrodes on temple ***
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bruuuno
9:33 Thu Oct 9
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95% of people are Fucking idiots.
Never iron naked (unless you want a burnt cock)
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BRANDED
7:40 Thu Oct 9
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Orange, black, brown, red, blue, yellow, pink, purple....
Colour vision has a lot to answer for
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Willtell
7:33 Thu Oct 9
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Is that so Babelman? I've never been near a fat bird....
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BRANDED
7:32 Thu Oct 9
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D minor is quality for keyboard players.
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Babelman
6:02 Thu Oct 9
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Never pass up the chance to take a piss, fat girls tend to come a lot
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Nurse Ratched
5:59 Thu Oct 9
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*beams at Turan and ruffles his hair*
Little imp.
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Turan
5:52 Thu Oct 9
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SLC that is sooo sooo true. Same regarding hot models.
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SLC
11:59 Thu Oct 9
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Just because she's a good shag, doesn't mean she's going to make a good wife.
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ohgodno
11:53 Thu Oct 9
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ironsofcanada 10:18 Thu Oct 9
Not eating or drinking stuff that is lying on the ground is always a good policy regardless of it's colour.
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Willtell
11:39 Thu Oct 9
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Never say that you knew more about Watford's manager than John Lyall back in the 70's....
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greenie1
11:35 Thu Oct 9
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Trust no one! even yourself!
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Off The Shin
11:23 Thu Oct 9
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A quick spliff to calm the nerves before large scale public speaking doesnt always go according to plan
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Nurse Ratched
11:19 Thu Oct 9
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REMAIN INDOORS
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Sniper
11:03 Thu Oct 9
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Some people are lovely
Others are just cunts
There's nothing you can do to change the latter into the former
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